paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

So I spoke w the rescue today and they said nothing can be done until we figure out if we can work.around this 21+ rule.
If not then I’ll have to see if my parents are willing to.sign for me, but I’m 100% sure they won’t.

lezobey:

lesbian blog (◕‿◕✿)  ←

I’ve eaten way too much today.
Feels good

bluesey:

The greatest scene in cinema history

tastefullyoffensive:

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wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

fuckmefutch:

girls and all the cute things they do like moaning into your mouth as you kiss them during sex and the cute little noises they make and weird faces and soft skin and curves and orgasms and shaking and when they grab on to your hair and passionate kissing and neck nuzzling and nibbling and just straddling and grabbing and when they rub against you and grinding and just basically steamy hot lesbian sex

just girls ok

..such a fucking lesbian *sigh*

fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW